I actually look so gorgeous today but through the evils of the iphone camera youd never know it
no one follows the trees warning
You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN
I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.
My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.
Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”
solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars
the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura
man people really just say stuff on here huh
Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands
oops i tripped and dropped my
youtube frontends
oh no this one has sponsorblock support
oopsie poopsies this one is its own standalone client
aw fuck my android boy!!
jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest
Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.
I do not approve of tomfoolery on my dash, everyone open a book and start reading
Sounds great! Let me just see what I’ve got on my bookshelf
Wow… Looks interesting! I wonder if I could learn anything from it.
You would have this at your disposal wouldn't you you impish clown
